Wordless Wednesday (with captions)

Is that a DUCK on my roof?

It is. A duck. On my roof.

I wonder what he is doing up there?

Oh. A romantic getaway for two.

Back to reality.

My poor sick baby sleeping {while I steal a few minutes of me-time and ask the Universe some very deep questions...}

How many nappies can you change in one day?

13,201 when diarrhoea is involved...

{at least that's what it feels like. Change a nappy, smell a stink, wipe a backside, change a nappy, smell a stink...}

How many days can a schoolgirl stay off school?

Until she is eating again. Can't send her to school until she can eat.
And walk without assistance.

*Sigh*

How long can a nappy bag stay on top of a roof? {yes it's still there}

Until the wind blows it within reach and mummy can get rid of it herself, I guess.

And what do you do when you are so tired from changing 13,202 diarrhoea nappies, washing drying and folding 14,327 loads of sick-up bedding clothes and towels, emptying and sterilising 1400 sick bowls, dishing out pamol, wiping fevered brows, watching endless mindless kids cartoons and cooking dinner for the ones still eating?

Why, you iron your tea towels of course! So satisfying.

{help! I really am going crazy! get me out of here I've lost it lostit lost it lost it it it ititititititititit...}